I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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