he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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