did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
he just fucked me for my cheese..
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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