South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
