Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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