i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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