weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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