Non-Jews are for practice
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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