This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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