Me. At least after what I've been through.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my sisters under your porch take her home
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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