My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?