# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i will never coherently bang her
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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