I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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