Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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