So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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