just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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