Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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