I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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