used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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