I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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