Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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