she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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