I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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