I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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