is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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