I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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