she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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