I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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