i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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