Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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