I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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