You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize