Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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