well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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