They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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