We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
