Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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