She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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