we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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