North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
you inspire me to be a worse person
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
