all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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