the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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