Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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