Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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