: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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