no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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