Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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