Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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