My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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