He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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