We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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