did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
