in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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