I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I need to stop coming to work sober
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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