Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Randomize
