Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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