I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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