He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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